Airport Par 3 Log Apni-Apni Patni Ka Intjar Kar Rahe The Sindhi: Hamari Shahjadi A Rahi Hai Pathan: Hamari Navabjadi A Rahi Hai Santa: Hamari Bhi Haramjadi A Rahi Hai
Santa Ne Ek Bar Banta Ko Kaha "Yaar Yah Idia (Idea) Ka Sim Lekker Pachhat Raha Hu Banta: Wo Kyon? Santa: Yar Maine Apni Kalar Ton (Caller Tune) Badalni Hai Aur Vo Kahte Hain Ki Kalar Ton Badalne Ke Liye 4 Dabaen Ab Main Itne Murde Kahan Se Laun!
Santa: Aisi Kaun Si Chij Hai Jo Lal Hai Aur Trin-Trin Karti Hai? Banta: Telifon Santa: Galat Banta: Fir Briged Santa: Nahin Banta: To Fir? Santa: Tamatar Trin-Trin To Ulajhan Men Dalne Ke Liye Bola Tha
Jito: Main Tumse Jo Kuchh Bhi Kahti Hu Tum Ek Kaan Se Sunate Ho Aur Dusre Se Nikal Dete Ho Santa: Main Tumse Kuch Bhi Kahta Hu To Tum Donon Kano Se Sunati Ho Aur Munh Se Nikal Deti Ho
Santa: Murge Ki Taang Kaha Hai? Water: Murga Langda Tha Santa: Iska Dil Kahaan Hai? Water: Murgi Le Gai Santa: Iska Dimag Kaha Hai? Water: Murga Pathan Tha
Ek Baar Santa Ke Hoth Jal Gae Banta: O Yaar Ye Kaise Hua? Santa: Bivi Ko Relve Station Chhodane Gaya Tha Banta: To? Santa: Khaushi Ke Mare Tran Ke Injan Ko Chum Liya